"Woo! Woo!"

It's been almost 2 weeks since my last post, but it feels like 3 days which meens the holidays will end before we no it, keep that in mind and enjoy yourself!

The topic at the start of my agender is family, fuck their annoying!yeah yeah, i no, "blood is thicker than water" and all those other cliched lines.But honestly, anyone who can say "my family dosent annoy me at all, and we all get a long so well", need to give me some tips, on how to put up with them.I'm starting to believe its not natural to not be annoyed by your family.I dont nessacirly believe it is just because your related by blood, in fact thats a stupid hypothesis, blood can't determine if you like or dislike a person(unless your a racist cunt).My theory is that its because you live with your family, you spend excessive time together and you can't escape it(believe me i've tried!!!), if i had to live with like my top 6 friends (note:because that how many family members i have) then i would get just a sick of them (no offense guys) and they would get sick of me.Now sure i'll admit i'm a man of solitude, i need time to myself regulary, and i think everyone else does aswell, unless ofcoarse im the odd one out in which case i should apologize to my family.I will conceed there is group of people that is worse than family but you meet these people through your family, yepp family friends.All my sisters friends are the most irratating,imature and stupid people i have ever meet.My sisters can get pretty nuts, but these kids that have moved in down the road and now constabtly are coming over, are fucking mental.They eat our food,brake our shit and they are immpossible to control, what makes controlling them even harder is my mum has deemed that im "to old to babysit and its time ashleigh had some responibilty", the problem their is my sister is about as mature as a kid in 5th grade, but she just finished year 7(although she is a year older and should have been doing year 8 this year), so their is no control and i don't do anything to help just so when my parents get home and see the detruction, i can use my faviourate line "thats what happens without me".Fuck those kids furiate me, i dont even know their fucking names thats how repulsed i get just hearing their evil little voices and seeing thier painfully bright blonde hair.Anyway no more about those kids, its working me up, but! just for the record there running around, going mental in my living room as i type.

Happy thoughts time and the past 10 or so days and made me very happy.i wont recall day by day as lot has happened and reading about it isnt that much fun, but it files my blog with words and im looking to reading all my old post in a years time or some nostalgic crap like that.I think i left off at a lads city trip and i think the day after that we went to lan so i'll start with what i remeber.I turned up a tiny bit late with dd and michael, to my suprise Joshy was there!as was tom and joel.We started with cs after my complaining (and i think Eric's aswell) made them stop playing battlefield which is a game for vaginas.Then Fitton turned up from work and we got dota going.I played better than usual, best score being 4-4, which isnt that impressive but i consider it a personal achievement.Altough that pracicular game michael tried feeding off me a few times and i fught him off every time and killed him a fair bit aswell, I almost got first blood from him (fucking creeps!!!), but after playing a couple of nights a go on his team and watching him anal rape the fuck through a decent team of Will,Eric and Ross made me think he wasn't really trying at lan.Then we played more cs followed by more dota,etc.thats all you really do at lan.Wednesday i did nothing and i made sure i appreciated it, as that was my last week of having the place to myself.Then came an awsome 48 hours.Played dark chronicle all day then it was off to Llyods.We just chilled and played ps3 untill everyone was drunk, then Tom,Joel and Morris went to maccas, so me and dd saw our chance and stole as many drinks as possilbe, and then i was fucking GONE.After that i stole smokes (you see drinking impairs your decision making and so i end up smoking,to all those think "smoking kills you shaun" fuck off im not addicted and i don't plan on being) then david halls gave me a one of those rollo smokes which fucked me write over (someone explained to me that it was because it is pure tobacco, which is actually healthier, but for a noob smoker like me the nicotine in it is really strong), anyway from now on im going to make an effort not to smoke when im drunk, no promises though as my drunken personality is, well...flawed.Then i got sick of the techno cross hick music(im not joking, it exists!!!), so i put some "classics"(by my defenition) on, inlucding my faviourate, hot chocolate- i believe in miracle(you sexy thing),which i have decieded to play at as many parties as i can.Then a bunch of fights broke out that i had to split up with the assitence of a few others, that sobered me up, and then me a DD went in the pool which i thought i was highlight of the night.After that we got out and DD said he was going to stick around then get in the pool and watch the sunrise which tempted me because (this will sound gay) but i love sunrises/sunsets, there just so tranquil.But the thought of waking up in my own bed was soooooo much better and i left, arriving home at 4:00am.I woke up the next day at 2:30 my sister was home early as it was her last day but it worked out perfectly because after talking with DD and Fitton we left for lloyds and i told my sister "tell Mum and Dad i'll be back before midnight"(that will have significant later) then I left as the rest of my sisters walked through the door(i avoided my family so much over those 3 days), we hung out in poor for awhile then got out, then got back in and hung out for another hour, then we got out for good because we were under the impression skanks and lots of other people were coming, but that never happend (some how I wasnt suprised), it was still defiently worth going to though.I got home pretty early (11:30ish) all my family was in bed so i played devil may cry 2 (my current faviourate egame) then when to bed.I woke up the next day at 12:30 and my family were leaving somewhere and the conversation went something like this
Parents:"good mouring"
me:"what?" (whenever i cbf or dont wana reply to my family i use that line)
parents:are you going out today?"
me:"yeah i need $10."
parents:"here(shaun recieves money)what time will you be back?"
me:"tomorrow, staying at marty's"
parents:"what!you were suposed to come out with us tonight"
me:"what for?"
parents:"its your sister's birthday"
me:"really?fuck.well like it was DD's birthday and..um..Erics birthday thats why were staying at martys"
Parents:"well you have to go then don't you"
me:"yepp"
parents:"i still can't believe this, you stay out to early hours of the mourning on thursday without telling us anything and then friday you give us "i'll be back midnight" message without telling us where you are or anything and..."
me:"yeah ok well im getting in the shower now so cya"
I then procceed to the shower and when i got out they were gone(again brilliant timing).After that i put up with a week of bitching about my "poor" behaviour and i think thats what provoked me to write that "fuck my family is annoying" paragraph. At Marty's we did the usual video gaming with all of us taking turns of having the burden of eric on our fifa team, i don't think he sucked that much, he was just trying to shit us.Afterwards we watched the 2nd disc(almost) of bebop and marty lent in to me, now im addicted.Sunday i got home at 4 and that accounted for that day, monday was a massive recovery day after the past 4 nights.Tuesday eric came around to my place out of the blue and we played need for speed, then ended up playing basketball (well we tried to) with DD,Will,Fitton and michael, so that anti-social day turned out quite social.However i now have a very cheap story for you,DD's basketball was flat, so we went to Go-Lo.......BUT THATS NOT ALL OF IT!!!we went in, found a pump, opened it up, used it and walked out without paying a cent, how fucking cheap!It was very degrading.Wednesday night was callum's party and it was pretty fine.I meet everyone, minus max at blackburn at 6:30 and i was delighted to see Jimmy and Will there who i had given "in-doubt" status to.We then made our to belgrave were some of us went to get food and this is were things took a turn for the worse.When the bus arrived max and michael were at the duncans and i was in safeway, they made it there in time and i ran from safeway and i would''ve been there in time if the guys got on the bus, because they all would of had to validate their tickets, but as i was a few metres short of the group the bus drove off because Ross told everyone it was the wrong bus, i would have easily made it, with time to open up my toobs.So there we were stuck in belgrave, an hour away from the next bus, unable to get a taxi because they don't serivce that area, luckly callums dad and brother were able to give us a lift.But while we were figuing out what to do, 2 of the most scummiest bogans came up to us and tried taking our grog.Michael was nice enough to give them 2 bucks but did they fuck off?no ofcoarse not, their scum remeber?so they started to try steal michaels drinks and i was proud to see he stood his ground and wouldnt let them have any, despite Ross saying "just give them some" and when i tried to tell the guy to get off Michael, his mate turned to me and said somthing "oh well lets fight 1 on 1 over there" (i thought to myself why would i fight one on one when all 8 of us could fucking kill you and your no future piece of shit friend right now) but i replied "i don't want to fight but you will not be getting any of our drinks" he then cut me off and said "watch your mouth" thats when i wanted to punch that cunt in the face over and over again and i'm not normally a violent person, but having such a disgusting piece of shit, talk to me like that made me fucking angry and that anger lasted the rest of the night(he also had the cheek to demand some toobs off me!what a cunt!).They finally left with their $2 and max's half drunken drink (haha,how fucking cheap) and i remebered the fact that my future wasn't going to involve fucking prositutes and sleeping in the street, and then i laughed at the fact that the 2 bogans futures were going to be worse than that.Arriving at callums a big group of people came out to greet us, i ignored them except for Marty and Callum, then i opened up a corona, marty gave me some lemon for my drink and then the drunkess began (not straight away, i thought i paced myself kind of well) .here is the highlight list(note:there was plenty more i just cbf recording them or i've fogoten)

*dancing and moshing with jim,dd,woody,rob,marty and more!after awhile i stop paying atteniton to the music and kept dancing anyway.i rememebr at one point no music was playing but me and woody were sitll dancing.

*michael's beer bomb, so awsome!!!nuff said.

*Willy drinking two beers at once.very nice!!!i enjoyed partying with will and i hope he come to more in the future.

*The arcade machine which had 64 roms on it, including MARIO KART, which didnt work unfourtunatly.

*The all nighter me,DD,Chris and Mick pulled with Omar who took a short nap.(Old Orchad stories=fucked up in a comical way).

*The mouring antics in which we were tring to wake up the sleeping hungover people in the most cuntiest ways possible.

* Drinking 3 coronas and 5 jim beams and then thinking someone stole 2 of my jimmys and then stealing 2 beers for universal karma.

*Eating fuckloads of maccas the next mouring with Will and DD, who needs heaven when you've got hotcakes and the worlds greasyest hash browns?.

*getting in a minor fight with michael which got my shirt ripped and then being over it after five minutes(there was someone aswell who i did want to fight really badly though, because he was being a massive cunt).now i think about it i was a bit aggresivbe that night lololololol.

*watching jimmy beatbox and roll around on the ground and jumping on the bed while tess was trying to sleep classic!I got a video of it aswell, haha so funny. To quote jim "woo!woo!"

My recovery from that night was only meent to go until thursday but it lasted until friday,luckily cricket was on.Saturday was watching bebop,dota,Devil may cry 2,putting up with lots of annoying year 7 girls(my sis had a party),watching ghost in a shell and not understanding it one bit(robots talking for 30mins wtf?) and after that watching samuri shampoo i think it is?and that was fucking awsome.I think i can offically annouce that thanks to cowboy bebop and Gun X sword, im addicited to anime,thanks to all those who exposed me to it.That wraps up the past 11 or 12 days in the life of Shaun.note:i wrote this friday, but didn't post it until sunday.

CITY TRIP TOMORROW!!!I have no money and havn't heard back from Marty which meens at this stage im going to have to locate all the usual shops as I probably have the best "city knowledge" of those going,But i look foward to learning more about my home city and i already have a pretty good feel for were everything is anyway, its just not perfected yet.The weather is going to be about 25,perfect for city,i think thats why im so excited, perfect weather + city=Great atmosphere and so far the only 2 city trip these holidays have had crap weather.Jim can't come which sucks and i havn't heard from Max so im counting him out but we have DD,Fitton,Eric and Josh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!so that makes up for it.Also it will be Monday so not many year 7, and 9s and older people who have to work(suck it!), so that meens plenty of cute girls,cute girls+shaun+eric=erection +eric raping.....me.

Anyway no more now.I've decided to do a top 5 video game post again this time involving faviourate characters,so hopfully i get round to that soon as im looking foward to writing it.Once again i'm going to leave some pictures, the theme is "things that are blowing my mind currently" .......

so many awsome scenes i could've shown pictures of but i couldn't find them!Still the opening scene to the series has got to be the best along with one from "ballad of fallen angels" and a few from "hard luck women", my 2 faviourate eps.

I've been playing so much Devil may cry ever since joel lent me the 2nd one,which i think is the best although the 3rd is so damn good aswell it's hard to say,however everyone in the series is worth a play they have the best bosses.this is a shot from the 4th one which is coming no soon enough!Looks great.

long post!with too many explanation marks!not kidding, if i wasn't so lazy i'd count them.

goodnight.